Day 15- I never knew a banana could taste so good!

Ah, to be back in food paradise- it's even healthy food paradise but who the hell cares! And the first item up for consumption- my mid-morning snack, Mr. Banana. (ewww...get your heads out of the gutter)- I just typed that and it doesn't mean what it really means. But I am going to keep this in the blog just to make you giggle. Hell, I'm giggling right now as I type. LOL . I am sure if you were passing by my office you would have thought I was pulling a million dollars out of my snack bag. This glow illuminated my office as I sat the partially ripe (a little green- love em that way- can't do a mushy banana) jewel on my desk. I looked around to make sure no one was going to snag it from my desk; should I close my door? Is this banana going to give me that much pleasure that someone will think it's a remake of "When Harry Met Sally" at the cafe, right here in my office? No, come on- I work for the Federal Government! LOL. I couldn't take it any longer- no more foreplay. I took the banana and began to peel it one sliver at a time with a surgeon's precision. I could smell the yumminess (yes, I know that isn't a word). The first bite was heavenly- sensual. Enough of this...I ate the whole damn thing in less than 30 seconds. Just like that- boom- done. What now? Should I go outside and smoke a cigarette after this little fling that I had with the banana? But it's gone- a one morning stand. Oh well. He didn't even leave a number for me to call him. And I am excited and this emotionally attached to this banana- what the hell is wrong with me??? Oh well, I suddenly forgot about my Mr. Banana; I then got to have a nooner with a half a cantaloupe and salad with turkey and then a mid-afternoon delight with a red bartlett pear. YUM-EE! Tonight: Fred and I are celebrating my successful 3-day fast with some grilled chicken fajitas with veggies, no tortillas. What a great day!! Hey, maybe I need to call Isabella Rossellini and see if I could do a spin-off of her show on Sundance, "Green Porno"- I could do the same with food- no, I am going to pass- I will stick to blogging. :) Paalam (Good-bye in Filipino)