Day 3- "I'll Have the Lamb Kabob"

Day 3- lots of funny things happened today. Cleanse is going well. Still sticking to the food regimen. I kick it up to 2 shakes a day tomorrow. AND...there's a new flavor!! Vanilla Delight!! Tomorrow morning I am going to visualize I am making a white cake shake. Delish! (with a bit of a grainy aftertaste, but hey- one's gotta dream) :)

So let's get to funny #1: My bestie Rebekah and I went to our favorite lunch spot, Mediterranean Bakery. Good news- they have chicken and hummus (and a salad), which is on my "can eat" list. Bad news- no pita bread or feta cheese. It was still a yummy lunch, but it's what happened as we were paying our bill that still has me laughing. This lady comes into the bakery and up to the counter and leans right into our food and says, "this is my first time here, what's good?" So Rebekah first replies and says, "this is the chicken sharwma platter and it's good!". The lady nods her head. Then points at my plate, "what are you having?". "I'm also having the chicken sharwma platter." "Great!", she says, turns to the cashier and says, "I'll have the lamb kabob." WTF? Seriously? We both busted out laughing. Why in the hell did she nose into our lunch business and ask us in the first place? What a wack-a-doodle.

Funny #2: So I am driving home my normal route back to Grayson this afternoon and I get to the intersection of Highway 78 and Scenic Hwy 124 and what do I see? Old Man Sign Spinner!!! He's back!! This dude is at least 80 years old and he spins signs on the side of streets for businesses in Snellville. Now you have to draw this visual: Old man, wearing a cowboy hat, wearing red rubber garden gloves (which scares me) and white sweat pants pulled up to his man boobies. Really? I mean come on...I almost drove off the road because his little pee pee was jammed up in his sweats exposed to the commute home drivers and he's out there dancing around spinning his "Tires Discount" sign. Hell, I don't even know what the sign said, I just know that's what building he was by. Folks are honking, he's waving, dancing and carrying on. I guess, I am happy for him. He's enjoying his day making drivers smile- but are they smiling because he's entertaining or because they feel sorry for him? Here's some advise Old Man Sign Spinner: Get you some levi's jeans and suspenders so I don't have to see Mr. Happy in the sweatpants ever again. How's that for a visual? :)

That's all I've got for today. Signing off- Word to your mother. :)