A "Funny Friday" post for my peeps~

IMPORTANT MESSAGE

(ok- really it's not; disclaimer-- this is a joke- I have modified the message below to protect the innocent and relate this to me as much I could w/o laughing my ass off (literally) and getting busted for plagarizing (LOL)- you know we all feel like this at one point or another when trying to lose weight or jumpstarting a workout program. Enjoy!)
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You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few months back. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?
I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans (and baggy sweat pants).

And then the thieves struck again……

My ass was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took liberty to match my new butt to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new back side was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Not only was I victim of an "ass switch" but I realized my arms had been replaced too. I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone!
But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband. (I love that line- hilarious!)
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I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on and include in my blog journaling for a "Funny Friday" post. Hope you had a good laugh. I thought it was cute.

Have a super weekend and always remember to laugh!!
Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!! (smile)

PS: I did my Yoga today- did it at home today- with the help of Morgan. I gotta get a doggie gate to keep them out of the workout room~ that will be another post for another time. :)